![]() ![]() We’re just going to stop working and we’re going to avoid this mess altogether! And if things get really bad, we won’t even know because we won’t be conscious! Are you near soft ground? Nope? OH WELL! HERE WE GO!!!” But if I become overwhelmed by even the thought of being in an escalated confrontational situation – emotionally or physically – my body is like: “Hey cupcake! Imma make this real easy for you. Normal confrontations of life, I’m cool with. I have no knowledge of how to wire electricity, dig for wells, build a shelter, start broken-down cars, track things in the wild, sanitize water, or tie intricate knots.Īlso – my body’s natural response to scary situations? To pass out. While I’m anti-killing things, I kill cacti and succulents on the regular. And I’m a vegetarian for reasons relating to the killing aspect of consuming meat. AND on the off-chance that a well-meaning survivor were to find me, what skills could I provide to a group? Because HELL TO THE NAAAAWhich would most like evolve into a hunker-and-wait-for-death type. Possibly not past the first week if I hadn’t gone grocery shopping and if there were issues with the water in my apartment. I am confident that I would not survive beyond the first month. And – while it’s not the Zombie Apocalypse – I’ve read THE ROAD. And I was watching an episode of The Bachelor that involved a zombie themed paintball adventure. * So I thought about it for a second reflected upon the evening’s events and a history of behaviors/choices that one could label as anything from ridiculous to unnecessarily dangerous and one thought popped into my mind: I would be DEAD. But shortly after sharing, I noticed a friend’s call for people to submit themselves as characters in something he’s writing by describing the role they would play in a Zombie Apocalypse. ![]()
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